"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio